-Get up fuckface
-Uhhh, who dis
- What? Cheetos get stuck in your throat? Ass too numb? I am your fucking accountability demon
-demon who?
-Fucking get up before I stick my iPad up your ass
-Uh duh what..
-Tell me what you did today beside jerking off and lounging in your couch like a hobo
-Well I uhh, watched a really good Netfl.... owww, why'd you hit me
-6 months ago you wanted to be something motherfucker, you said and I quote 'wanted to change the world and make a name for yourself'
- Well yeah, I uh, its starting to come to me *burp*
- Can't believe I was assigned to your sorry ass, tell me how far are you in your "world changing plans".
- Well I uh, *sniff* I can't *tearfully* seem to know *hic* what to do
-Jerking off seems real easy eh?
-*sniff* well I uhh, quarantine..
-Well good for you we demons don't have to socially distance. You cannot jerk off any more
- I eh will try *hic*
-NO, you literally cannot, I am taking your ability to ejaculate.
- *gasp* what you can do that?
-Watch me son
-I uh, please *tearfully*
-You got 6 months, if you think dying will liberate your ass then I feel sorry for you, we get a special pass in hell for sorry fucks like you.
-*tearfully* I'll try
-I am watching you motherfucker, better pray corona saves your ass.
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